David Mitchell

Decided, for tonight only, if I could be anyone in the world, I would be David Mitchell. Funny, intelegent, rich, intelegent wife with great rack. 2 out of 5 ain't bad.

Bottle of port and light tea bad news. Night night.

Ps watched Tom cruise (is that his real name, surly not, who cares, pissed) in war of the world's ( first ten mins) recorded rest. Making complete bollox of 800 words per day. Zzzzzzzzz

PPS

Memsaab / Victoria Cohen Michell aura alike says must be up by 11. No hope.

poker night

Monza's mum Had jack the riper at her wedding! There was more Peter Sutcliffe stories but can't remember due to red vino.

Bit inconerant due to vino, I repeat myself, have I told you had some red wine. Learnt alsory of gossip, only can't remember.shoild probtstop now, but as only me reads this blog who cares.

Met Bro in Law to give power of attorney forms to him at services to take to mum. Another thing semi sorted. Sorry pissed ramblings. Sorted.

Lost at Texas and Omaha. Just cash to go. Have I mentioned my poker blog, think I did. Byyyyyye.

Update.  Classic from Jacko. 

Me how is home learning.

Jacko didn't get work done between maths and doing a jigsaw.

Dealing with Boris

Worked from home first thing, but forgot to get H up, so she missed first "teams class", bad dad.

Went to work. Working from home for next 6 weeks with visits to office for plotting syncing computer.

Told E got a place at school, not sure if that is the right thing to do. It is mentally, but this covid thing seems to be spreading fast. Our Surrey friend say just about everyone they know has a family member with it. Mrs Shed says said on TV 1in 50 has it, which I find hard to believe as added to all the people that have already had it must add up to a massive %age of the population.

Anyway what do I know.

Spoke to dad for the first time, sounded fed up, tried to cheer him up, but failed.

back to work and school - for a day

 Back to work, well for a day! I've come to the conclusion we have a government with a spinless Liar in charge full of school boys. 

Got an email from E's school at 5.15 about school tomorrow, and booked after school club. At 8, Blondie shuts schools!

H's school from a standing start had a fully working flow testing system up and running. Come to the conclusion we should drop Boris in the nearest canal and put Mrs L (H's head teacher) in number 10.

E taken it well, wants to Skype her best friend, looked shocked when said wouldn't go back before half-term. 

Getting frustrated with Stepping Hill Hosp, given up on"Patient Liaison Service, escalated to PALs, glad sis knows her way round the NHS. All very stressful.

Nighty Night, don't let Boris incompetence bite.

Devon and Lakes.

Got up before 10! Full day, went to Mum and Dads. Cleared snow of Dads car and put in garage. Took Mum shopping and dropped Dad's phone off at the hospital. Got home and booked first holiday for 2021! In Devon, body boarding her we come. Talking of booking time in Lakes with our Surrey friends. Knackered now so going to bed. Booked the lakes!

New Year's day (Not the U2 song) - daily or weekly?

We got up at lunchtime, no surprise there! Mrs Shed on lemsip for her hangover. Made a chilli for tea. Relax.

Daily or weekly? No not sex, but how often to blog? Think I will or maybe not, getting as indecisive as Boris! And that takes some doing. 

Watched Billy Connolly's last TV programme (why when this is Set to UK English does it suggest program, urgh.). One of my regrets did not see him live.

Off to see Mum tomorrow to take her shopping.