David Mitchell

Decided, for tonight only, if I could be anyone in the world, I would be David Mitchell. Funny, intelegent, rich, intelegent wife with great rack. 2 out of 5 ain't bad.

Bottle of port and light tea bad news. Night night.

Ps watched Tom cruise (is that his real name, surly not, who cares, pissed) in war of the world's ( first ten mins) recorded rest. Making complete bollox of 800 words per day. Zzzzzzzzz

PPS

Memsaab / Victoria Cohen Michell aura alike says must be up by 11. No hope.